Retsy Series 1 · Card 0709 · 00-DRK
Glug. Glug. Glug. Twelve cones later.
The office water cooler with a giant upside-down jug and paper cone cups that could never be set down.
The story · 2003
On take your kid to work day, the Paper Cone Water Cooler was the main attraction. Kids pressed the blue button and watched a huge bubble glug up through the jug. The pointy paper cones could never be set down, so you had to drink fast or hold it forever. Most kids had twelve before lunch.
Kids discovered the red button made hot water, which was mostly used to make sad cups of instant cocoa.
Six finishes
Paper Cone Water Cooler comes in six finishes: 100 Base, 50 Holo, 25 Laser and 10 Gold copies, plus one Super Laser and one Misprint that exist exactly once. Every copy is minted to the wallet that rips it, with its own serial number.
00-DRK
Paper Cone Water Cooler is one of 32 cards in the 00s Drinks set. Here are the other 31.
