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Straw Stabber Pouch, Retsy card 0708 in the Base finish: Frosted lime juice pouch shaped like a water balloon, with a pointy straw that went straight through the back half the time.
Base finish · 100 copies

Retsy Series 1 · Card 0708 · 00-DRK

Straw Stabber Pouch

Line it up. Stab. Sip. Try again.

Frosted lime juice pouch shaped like a water balloon, with a pointy straw that went straight through the back half the time.

Card no.
0708 of 1,280
Set
00s Drinks · 00-DRK
Year
2003
Type
Balloon-shaped juice pouch
Found at
Soccer practice snack bag
Cost back then
10-pack for $2.99
Nostalgia9/10
Hype6/10
Weirdness5/10
Trade value4/10

The story · 2003

The story of Straw Stabber Pouch

Straw Stabber Pouch came in a frosted lime plastic pouch shaped like a water balloon, with a tiny pointy straw that had to be jabbed in at exactly the right angle. Miss, and juice sprayed out the back onto your jeans. Kids practiced their technique all summer. The punch flavor was fine, but the real victory was a clean stab on the first try.

Fun fact

Holding the pouch upside down and squeezing gently made a juice fountain, which coaches did not appreciate.

Six finishes

187 copies of Straw Stabber Pouch exist

Straw Stabber Pouch comes in six finishes: 100 Base, 50 Holo, 25 Laser and 10 Gold copies, plus one Super Laser and one Misprint that exist exactly once. Every copy is minted to the wallet that rips it, with its own serial number.

Straw Stabber Pouch, Retsy card 0708 in the Base finish
Base100 copies · Common
Straw Stabber Pouch, Retsy card 0708 in the Holo finish
Holo50 copies · Uncommon
Straw Stabber Pouch, Retsy card 0708 in the Laser finish
Laser25 copies · Rare
Straw Stabber Pouch, Retsy card 0708 in the Gold finish
Gold10 copies · Very rare
Straw Stabber Pouch, Retsy card 0708 in the Super Laser finish
Super Laser1 copy · 1 of 1
Straw Stabber Pouch, Retsy card 0708 in the Misprint finish
Misprint1 copy · 1 of 1