The story · 1999
The story of Burpzoid Battle Cards
Every Burpzoid had a burp power score, a stink rating and a home planet with a ridiculous name. Booster packs vanished from stores the day they arrived. Kids battled at lunch, traded behind the portable classrooms, and kept rare holos in binder sleeves like royal jewels. Gassius Maximus was the card everyone wanted.
The rule book was 48 pages long, and most kids skipped it and played by whatever the oldest kid said.





