Retsy Series 1 · Card 0539 · 90-TOY
Try to hold it. We dare you.
A slippery liquid-filled tube that shot out of your hands every single time you tried to grip it.
The story · 1991
The Wet Noodle Wiggler was a glittery tube of water that refused to be held. Squish it and it shot away across the room, wriggling like a live eel. Kids spent hours chasing it under car seats and couches. Eventually someone poked a hole in it, and it became an actual wet noodle.
Freezing one turned it into a rock-hard ice stick, which completely ruined it and was still worth trying.
Six finishes
Wet Noodle Wiggler comes in six finishes: 100 Base, 50 Holo, 25 Laser and 10 Gold copies, plus one Super Laser and one Misprint that exist exactly once. Every copy is minted to the wallet that rips it, with its own serial number.
90-TOY
Wet Noodle Wiggler is one of 32 cards in the 90s Toys & Games set. Here are the other 31.
