Retsy Series 1 · Card 1071 · 10-BRK
Zero sugar. Zero fun. Very crunchy.
Sugar-free almond and coconut clusters bought by every dad on a health kick and avoided by every kid.
The story · 2018
Dad's Keto Clusters came in a matte black bag covered in numbers. Every dad who started a new diet bought one, explained it at length and ate it for exactly two weeks. Kids tried a cluster once out of curiosity and immediately reached for the unicorn cereal. The bag usually stayed on the shelf until spring.
It was the only cereal in the house that never needed to be hidden from anyone.
Six finishes
Dad's Keto Clusters comes in six finishes: 100 Base, 50 Holo, 25 Laser and 10 Gold copies, plus one Super Laser and one Misprint that exist exactly once. Every copy is minted to the wallet that rips it, with its own serial number.
10-BRK
Dad's Keto Clusters is one of 32 cards in the 10s Cereal & Breakfast set. Here are the other 31.
