Retsy Series 1 · Card 0391 · 90-DRK

Face-Blaster Fountain

Dribble or geyser. Never in between.

The school hallway drinking fountain that either dribbled sadly or shot water straight up your nose.

Card no.: 0391 of 1,280
Set: 90s Drinks · 90-DRK
Year: 1993
Type: School drinking fountain
Found at: Hallway outside the gym
Cost back then: Free, ten-second limit

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Nostalgia9/10

Hype4/10

Weirdness6/10

Trade value2/10

The story · 1993

The story of Face-Blaster Fountain

Every school had a Face-Blaster Fountain, usually right outside the gym. Press the button gently and you got a sad trickle that forced you to lick the metal. Press a little harder and a geyser hit your forehead. The line after recess was legendary, and the kid behind you always counted your sips out loud.

Fun fact

Kids swore the fountain by the art room was the coldest in the building and walked three hallways out of their way for it.

Six finishes

187 copies of Face-Blaster Fountain exist

Face-Blaster Fountain comes in six finishes: 100 Base, 50 Holo, 25 Laser and 10 Gold copies, plus one Super Laser and one Misprint that exist exactly once. Every copy is minted to the wallet that rips it, with its own serial number.

Face-Blaster Fountain, Retsy card 0391 in the Base finish — **Base**100 copies · Common

Face-Blaster Fountain, Retsy card 0391 in the Holo finish — **Holo**50 copies · Uncommon

Face-Blaster Fountain, Retsy card 0391 in the Laser finish — **Laser**25 copies · Rare

Face-Blaster Fountain, Retsy card 0391 in the Gold finish — **Gold**10 copies · Very rare

Face-Blaster Fountain, Retsy card 0391 in the Super Laser finish — **Super Laser**1 copy · 1 of 1

Face-Blaster Fountain, Retsy card 0391 in the Misprint finish — **Misprint**1 copy · 1 of 1

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