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Can't-Sit-Down Skinnies, Retsy card 1217 in the Base finish: Jeans so skinny they required lying on the bed and a full minute of hopping to get on.
Base finish · 100 copies

Retsy Series 1 · Card 1217 · 10-FSH

Can't-Sit-Down Skinnies

Painted on. Peeled off.

Jeans so skinny they required lying on the bed and a full minute of hopping to get on.

Card no.
1217 of 1,280
Set
10s Fashion & Style · 10-FSH
Year
2011
Type
Super skinny stretch jeans
Found at
Mall denim store
Cost back then
$49.50
Nostalgia9/10
Hype10/10
Weirdness5/10
Trade value6/10

The story · 2011

The story of Can't-Sit-Down Skinnies

Skinnies were less like pants and more like a second layer of denim skin. Getting them on took hopping, jumping and occasionally a family member pulling the hems. Sitting cross-legged was out of the question. Phones did not fit in the pockets, which were mostly decorative. Everybody wore them anyway, with rolled cuffs and a scarf.

Fun fact

Kids timed each other putting on skinnies, and the class record was just under four minutes with assistance.

Six finishes

187 copies of Can't-Sit-Down Skinnies exist

Can't-Sit-Down Skinnies comes in six finishes: 100 Base, 50 Holo, 25 Laser and 10 Gold copies, plus one Super Laser and one Misprint that exist exactly once. Every copy is minted to the wallet that rips it, with its own serial number.

Can't-Sit-Down Skinnies, Retsy card 1217 in the Base finish
Base100 copies · Common
Can't-Sit-Down Skinnies, Retsy card 1217 in the Holo finish
Holo50 copies · Uncommon
Can't-Sit-Down Skinnies, Retsy card 1217 in the Laser finish
Laser25 copies · Rare
Can't-Sit-Down Skinnies, Retsy card 1217 in the Gold finish
Gold10 copies · Very rare
Can't-Sit-Down Skinnies, Retsy card 1217 in the Super Laser finish
Super Laser1 copy · 1 of 1
Can't-Sit-Down Skinnies, Retsy card 1217 in the Misprint finish
Misprint1 copy · 1 of 1