Retsy Series 1 · Card 0442 · 90-BRK
Totally gnarly. Technically healthy.
Chunky chewy granola bars loaded with candy-coated chocolate bits and marshmallows, wrapped in neon foil.
The story · 1992
Gnarly Granola Bricks were thick enough to prop open a door, and parents bought them because the box said granola. Inside was more marshmallow than oat. Every wrapper had a skate trick on it, and collecting all twelve earned you nothing but respect. Lunchroom traders valued one brick at two regular snacks.
Leaving a few in a hot backpack fused them into a single slab that no amount of science could separate.
Six finishes
Gnarly Granola Bricks comes in six finishes: 100 Base, 50 Holo, 25 Laser and 10 Gold copies, plus one Super Laser and one Misprint that exist exactly once. Every copy is minted to the wallet that rips it, with its own serial number.
90-BRK
Gnarly Granola Bricks is one of 32 cards in the 90s Cereal & Breakfast set. Here are the other 31.
