Retsy Series 1 · Card 0418 · 90-BRK
Crunch the wedge. Spit the seeds. Kidding.
Watermelon-flavored wedge cereal dotted with chocolate chip seeds, hosted by a seed-spitting tortoise in board shorts.
The story · 1996
Seed Spitter Wedges starred Shelly Bob, a tortoise in neon board shorts who could spit a seed across a whole beach. Every box had a paper bullseye on the back for practicing your own seed launches. The wedges turned the milk pink, and the chocolate chips sank to the bottom like treasure.
Seed spitting contests at the breakfast table were officially banned in most households within a week of launch.
Six finishes
Seed Spitter Wedges comes in six finishes: 100 Base, 50 Holo, 25 Laser and 10 Gold copies, plus one Super Laser and one Misprint that exist exactly once. Every copy is minted to the wallet that rips it, with its own serial number.
90-BRK
Seed Spitter Wedges is one of 32 cards in the 90s Cereal & Breakfast set. Here are the other 31.
