Retsy Series 1 · Card 0443 · 90-BRK
Eat the swamp before it eats you.
Instant oatmeal that turned bright green when stirred, with gummy frogs that floated up to the surface.
The story · 1996
Swamp Muck Oatmeal looked like something scooped out of a creek, which made it the best oatmeal ever made. Stirring turned it green, and gummy frogs rose from the depths one by one. Parents gagged. Kids cheered. The cinnamon flavor did not match the swamp theme at all, and nobody cared.
Adding cold milk made the gummy frogs sink back down, a move known as sending them home.
Six finishes
Swamp Muck Oatmeal comes in six finishes: 100 Base, 50 Holo, 25 Laser and 10 Gold copies, plus one Super Laser and one Misprint that exist exactly once. Every copy is minted to the wallet that rips it, with its own serial number.
90-BRK
Swamp Muck Oatmeal is one of 32 cards in the 90s Cereal & Breakfast set. Here are the other 31.
