The story · 1985
The story of Laser Unicorn Lunchbox
The Laser Unicorn rode across a purple galaxy on one side and fought a robot volcano on the other. The thermos always leaked a little, so everything inside smelled faintly like grape juice. By March the corners were dented from being used as a stool at the bus stop, and it only looked tougher.
The thermos lid doubled as a cup, a drum, and a very bad walkie-talkie when held to your ear.





