The story · 1984
The story of Swishwind Parachute Pants
Swishwind pants had eleven zippers, and not one of them opened anything useful. They were slippery enough for backspins on a flattened refrigerator box, which was the whole point. Walking down a quiet hallway sounded like a flock of pigeons taking off, so sneaking anywhere was out of the question.
Fun fact
Kids hid gum, lunch money and secret notes in the zippers, then forgot which zipper held what.
