The story · 1987
The story of Ripplemaker Crimping Iron
The Ripplemaker took forty minutes, a bathroom outlet, and the patience of a lighthouse keeper to crimp a full head of hair. The result was worth it: hair three times wider and textured like ramen noodles. The whole house smelled faintly toasty for hours, and little brothers swore they could hear it hissing.
Ripplemaker instructions warned against crimping eyebrows, which tells you everything about who had tried it.





