The story · 1988
The story of Chewable Shades
Chewable Shades were for the kid who wanted to look rad and have a snack plan. The lenses were thin colored wax you could sort of see through, which made the whole playground look like a music video. They lasted exactly one recess before somebody bit an earpiece off, which was the signal to start chewing.
Fun fact
Wearing them in direct sunlight made them droop slowly, a style kids called the melting cool guy.
