The story · 1985
The story of Lunar Lumberjacks
Every Lunar Lumberjack came with a tiny chrome axe that vanished within a week, usually into the shag carpet. The Saturday morning cartoon explained why anyone would cut down moon trees, but nobody listened. Kids just loved the spring-loaded beard that fired pinecones. The Timber Base playset took up half a bedroom floor.
Fun fact
Captain Plaid's beard was real fuzz on the first run, so mint ones still smell faintly like a basement.
