The story · 1984
The story of Sweater Yetis
Sweater Yetis lived on bedspreads across the country, each one wearing a knit sweater you could take off but never get back on. Grandmas tried knitting replacements. The rare Argyle Yeti had a waiting list at the mall toy store that stretched clear to Valentine's Day.
Kids swore their yeti's sweater got tighter when the bedroom was cold, which was absolutely not a feature.





