Retsy Series 1 · Card 0162 · 80-MEM
The fastest no in the whole cafeteria.
An all-purpose playground phrase meaning absolutely no way, usually delivered with a dramatic hair flip.
The story · 1986
Nobody knew where it started, but by spring every kid in the district said it. Asked to trade your pudding cup? Not even grape. Asked to do extra homework? Not even grape. Teachers tried banning it, which only made it louder, and a few brave dads started using it at the dinner table.
The rare follow-up, not even purple grape, meant you would never ever change your mind, not even for a birthday.
Six finishes
Not Even Grape comes in six finishes: 100 Base, 50 Holo, 25 Laser and 10 Gold copies, plus one Super Laser and one Misprint that exist exactly once. Every copy is minted to the wallet that rips it, with its own serial number.
80-MEM
Not Even Grape is one of 32 cards in the 80s Memes & Fads set. Here are the other 31.
