Retsy Series 1 · Card 0163 · 80-MEM
Crouch down. Get golden. Pop up.
A dance where everyone crouched low, wiggled while getting toasty, then sprang up at the same moment.
The story · 1985
The Toaster Hop took over every roller rink and school dance for one glorious year. The DJ would hold the beat, the whole floor would squat and shimmy, and then on the big drum hit everybody launched upward like breakfast. Chaperones complained it shook the bleachers. Nobody cared.
Advanced hoppers added a midair spin called the bagel, and only the gym teacher could ever land a double.
Six finishes
The Toaster Hop comes in six finishes: 100 Base, 50 Holo, 25 Laser and 10 Gold copies, plus one Super Laser and one Misprint that exist exactly once. Every copy is minted to the wallet that rips it, with its own serial number.
80-MEM
The Toaster Hop is one of 32 cards in the 80s Memes & Fads set. Here are the other 31.
