The story · 1994
The story of Sludge Tube Cookies
Sludge the Slug zoomed across every box on roller skates, leaving a trail of neon green goo behind him. Inside were vanilla cookie sticks and a fat tube of green frosting that looked like swamp water and tasted like birthday cake. The rule was one blob per cookie. Nobody followed it, and one kid per table always emptied the whole tube straight into their mouth.
Fun fact
Leftover cookie sticks with no frosting were traded at a terrible loss, usually for half a granola bar.
