Retsy Series 1 · Card 0383 · 90-SNK
Ninety seconds to stick-based happiness.
Frozen corn dogs on wooden sticks that came out of the microwave soft, steamy and dangerously hot inside.
The story · 1992
Zappable Corn Dogs promised the county fair at home in ninety seconds. The breading came out soft instead of crispy and the stick was sometimes hotter than the dog, but nobody cared. You drew a mustard zigzag down the side, ate it in front of after-school cartoons and saved the stick to build a fort later.
Wrapping one in a paper towel was supposed to keep it crispy, but it only ever made the paper towel crispy.
Six finishes
Zappable Corn Dogs comes in six finishes: 100 Base, 50 Holo, 25 Laser and 10 Gold copies, plus one Super Laser and one Misprint that exist exactly once. Every copy is minted to the wallet that rips it, with its own serial number.
90-SNK
Zappable Corn Dogs is one of 32 cards in the 90s Snacks & Fast Food set. Here are the other 31.
