The story · 2009
The story of Creaky Attic Investigators
Every episode followed the same pattern: whispering, green night-vision faces, a sudden thump, and then a raccoon, a squirrel or a rogue wind chime. Team leader Darnell gasped at absolutely everything. Viewers watched with the lights off and loved that nothing scary ever actually happened, which made it the safest spooky show on TV.
In sixty episodes the team found zero ghosts, nineteen raccoons and one grandpa searching for holiday decorations.





