The story · 1988
The story of Nobody Sits With Doreen
Teachers rolled out the TV cart for this one. Doreen, the new kid with the giant glasses, ate alone for twenty minutes of screen time before a boy named Russ offered half his bologna for half her pudding cup. Whole classrooms sniffled, and for about one week afterward every lunch table had an open seat.
Fun fact
The pudding cup in the big scene was butterscotch, and the actress playing Doreen ate fourteen of them between takes.
