Retsy Series 1 · Card 0073 · 80-DRK

Choco Moose Moo

Antler-ly delicious.

School cafeteria chocolate milk with a tracksuit-wearing moose doing jumping jacks on the carton.

Card no.: 0073 of 1,280
Set: 80s Drinks · 80-DRK
Year: 1984
Type: Chocolate milk carton
Found at: Cafeteria milk cooler
Cost back then: 15¢ a carton

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Nostalgia9/10

Hype6/10

Weirdness4/10

Trade value5/10

The story · 1984

The story of Choco Moose Moo

Choco Moose Moo starred Marvin, a moose in a shiny purple tracksuit who did jumping jacks on every carton. The chocolate was extra dark and extra sweet, and it was always the first crate to empty in the lunch line. Opening the carton spout without tearing it was a skill only a few kids mastered.

Fun fact

Trading your chocolate milk for two plain milks was the worst deal in lunchroom history, and some kids still did it.

Six finishes

187 copies of Choco Moose Moo exist

Choco Moose Moo comes in six finishes: 100 Base, 50 Holo, 25 Laser and 10 Gold copies, plus one Super Laser and one Misprint that exist exactly once. Every copy is minted to the wallet that rips it, with its own serial number.

Choco Moose Moo, Retsy card 0073 in the Base finish — **Base**100 copies · Common

Choco Moose Moo, Retsy card 0073 in the Holo finish — **Holo**50 copies · Uncommon

Choco Moose Moo, Retsy card 0073 in the Laser finish — **Laser**25 copies · Rare

Choco Moose Moo, Retsy card 0073 in the Gold finish — **Gold**10 copies · Very rare

Choco Moose Moo, Retsy card 0073 in the Super Laser finish — **Super Laser**1 copy · 1 of 1

Choco Moose Moo, Retsy card 0073 in the Misprint finish — **Misprint**1 copy · 1 of 1

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