Retsy Series 1 · Card 0081 · 80-DRK
First ten seconds: lava. Then perfection.
Water slurped straight from the backyard garden hose, bath-warm for ten seconds and then the best drink on Earth.
The story · 1984
No drink tasted like a Garden Hose Gulp on a July afternoon. The first blast had been baking in the sun all day and came out like tea, so you aimed it at your brother first. Then it turned ice cold, with a faint flavor of rubber and grass that nobody could ever reproduce indoors.
Kids could tell exactly whose house they were at by the taste of the hose, like tiny backyard water experts.
Six finishes
Garden Hose Gulp comes in six finishes: 100 Base, 50 Holo, 25 Laser and 10 Gold copies, plus one Super Laser and one Misprint that exist exactly once. Every copy is minted to the wallet that rips it, with its own serial number.
80-DRK
Garden Hose Gulp is one of 32 cards in the 80s Drinks set. Here are the other 31.
