The story · 1992
The story of Crank Shark Chomper
The Crank Shark lived on your dresser, glaring with googly eyes. Fill it with little fruit candies, turn the crank on its side, and its jaws went chomp, chomp, chomp before dropping a handful into your hand. Kids cranked it to spook little sisters, and it sounded exactly like a real shark, according to people who had never met one.
Cranking it backward made the jaws chatter like teeth in the cold, which was secretly the most fun part.





