The story · 1996
The story of Heartthrob Curtains
Curtains were the haircut of every poster on every bedroom wall. You parted it right down the middle, added a little gel, and let it fall forward like a pair of drapes. The signature move was the slow head flip to clear your eyes. Done right, someone in homeroom sighed.
Curtain owners flipped their hair an estimated four hundred times per school day, according to annoyed lab partners.





