The story · 1982
The story of Orange Vending Squares
Every bowling alley, laundromat and dentist's waiting room had a vending machine, and every vending machine had these. Six neon-orange squares glued together with peanut butter, sealed in crinkly plastic. They left orange dust on your fingers that somehow ended up on the bowling ball. Dads ate them for lunch and called it nutrition.
Nobody has ever successfully opened the sleeve without snapping at least one cracker in half.





