Retsy Series 1 · Card 0041 · 80-SNK
The best day of the school week. Officially.
Cafeteria pizza baked in giant sheet pans, cut into rectangles and topped with tiny cubes of pepperoni.
The story · 1985
When the lunch calendar said rectangle pizza, attendance went up. The crust was somewhere between bread and cardboard, the cheese came as one orange sheet, and the pepperoni was cut into little cubes nobody could explain. It came with corn and a carton of chocolate milk, and the line stretched past the trophy case.
Kids traded entire dessert cups to get a corner piece, because corners had the crunchy cheese edges.
Six finishes
Rectangle Pizza Day comes in six finishes: 100 Base, 50 Holo, 25 Laser and 10 Gold copies, plus one Super Laser and one Misprint that exist exactly once. Every copy is minted to the wallet that rips it, with its own serial number.
80-SNK
Rectangle Pizza Day is one of 32 cards in the 80s Snacks & Fast Food set. Here are the other 31.
