Retsy Series 1 · Card 0037 · 80-SNK
Cheese that writes your name.
Bright orange cheese in a spray can that piped perfect squiggles onto crackers, celery and directly into mouths.
The story · 1984
Squiggle came with three snap-on nozzles: star, ribbon and the forbidden wide-mouth nozzle that Dad hid in the junk drawer. Kids wrote their initials on crackers, built cheese towers and held contests for the longest unbroken squiggle. The can always sputtered at the end, leaving one sad cheese burp on the plate.
The record unbroken squiggle in one third grade class wrapped around an entire paper plate twice.
Six finishes
Squiggle Cheese Can comes in six finishes: 100 Base, 50 Holo, 25 Laser and 10 Gold copies, plus one Super Laser and one Misprint that exist exactly once. Every copy is minted to the wallet that rips it, with its own serial number.
80-SNK
Squiggle Cheese Can is one of 32 cards in the 80s Snacks & Fast Food set. Here are the other 31.
