The story · 1996
The story of Gullywash Lazy River
Gullywash Falls had wave pools and terrifying body slides, but everyone ended up on the lazy river. You grabbed a neon tube, hooked your feet on a sibling's, and floated past fake rocks and a tipping bucket that drenched you every lap. The concrete burned your feet on the walk to the snack bar, so you hopped like a frog.
Gullywash Falls lost about forty tubes a summer, and nobody ever figured out where they floated off to.





