Retsy Series 1 · Card 0633 · 90-HNG
Bump, spin, soak your sister.
Round inflatable bumper boats with squirt cannons, spinning in a murky pond at the family fun center.
The story · 1992
At Sunny Acres Fun Center the bumper boats were the main event: puffy round rafts with motors that buzzed like lawn mowers and a squirt nozzle on the front. The pond was the color of pea soup. You went after your siblings, got soaked by strangers, and spun in circles when the motor died.
Sunny Acres painted a shark fin on the pond's drain pipe, and little kids refused to steer near it.
Six finishes
Squirt Cannon Bumper Boats comes in six finishes: 100 Base, 50 Holo, 25 Laser and 10 Gold copies, plus one Super Laser and one Misprint that exist exactly once. Every copy is minted to the wallet that rips it, with its own serial number.
90-HNG
Squirt Cannon Bumper Boats is one of 32 cards in the 90s Hangouts set. Here are the other 31.
